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During a math test

  • Me: my answer = 23
  • Answer choices: 170, 195, 264, 362
  • Me: well 170 is closest to 23, so that must be the answer.
surf-the-s-u-n-s-e-t: pink-zebra: globalsoftpirka: foryouistellify: globalsoftpirka: foryouistellify: globalsoftpirka: foryouistellify: globalsoftpirka: thatsqualitystuff: on halloween this guy dressed up as aladdin and glued a carpet to his skaboard and made his way through the halls like this I CAN SHOW YOU THE HAAAAAAAALL SHINING SHIMMERING FLOORTILES TELL ME STUDENTS WHEN DID YOU LAST LET YOUR HEARTS DECIDE I CAN OPEN YOUR BOOKS TAKE YOU CHAPTER BY CHAPTER IN, BETWEEN CLASS AND AFTER ON A MAGIC CARPET RIDE A WHOLE NEW HAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL A NEW FANTASTIC PLACE OF SCHOOL TEACHERS WILL TELL US NO AND WHERE TO GO AND SAY WE’RE BEING SILLY A WHOLE NEW HAAAAAALL I have to reblog this again just for the comments ASDHFKSK I CANT EVEN

crispyweave:

do she got a booty?

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she dooooooooooooooo

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thereisnothingicantbe:

My dad treats Easter like its the fucking Olympics. He gets this sick enjoyment from watching us trying to find our baskets that literally could be ANYWHERE. Last year mine was suspended in air inside our fireplace. 2 years ago my brother had to scale the side of a tree to get his basket down. THIS ISN’T THE GODDAMN TRIWIZARD TOURNAMENT DAD JUST GIVE ME MY FUCKING PEEPS.

When I vent to my friends

whatshouldbetchescallme:

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